1 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:09,436 >> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S 2 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:09,983 JON. 3 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,447 I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION 4 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,145 PROGRAM. 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,706 THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD, 6 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,224 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS 7 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,976 MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL, 8 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,554 SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE 9 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,552 LIFE. 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:22,823 OWW! 11 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,793 TONIGHT ON "DELOCATED!"... 12 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,510 >> HEY, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO 13 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,637 THE FIRST EVER "DELOCATED!" 14 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,942 REUNION SPECIAL. 15 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,813 MY NAME'S JOHN HODGMAN. 16 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,982 I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE YOUR 17 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:46,649 HOST TONIGHT. 18 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:47,917 WE'RE GONNA LOOK BACK AT SOME OF 19 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,315 THE MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS FROM 20 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,947 THE PAST FEW SEASONS, CHECK OUT 21 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,621 SOME CRAZY CLIPS THAT YOU'VE 22 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,990 NEVER SEEN BEFORE, AND, OF 23 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,787 COURSE, TALK TO OUR CAST ABOUT 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:56,919 WHAT THEY WERE THINKING AND 25 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:57,934 FEELING ALONG THE WAY. 26 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,025 IT'S GREAT TO SEE ALL OF YOU 27 00:00:59,026 --> 00:00:59,826 TOGETHER AGAIN. 28 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:00,987 >> IT'S FUN TO BE HERE. 29 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,004 >> AWESOME. GREAT. 30 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,655 ALL RIGHT. LET'S KICK THIS OFF. 31 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,104 >> HEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M 32 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:05,999 SUCH A HUGE FAN. 33 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,639 >> OH. THANK YOU, JAY. 34 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:08,765 APPRECIATE THAT. 35 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,669 >> I LOVED YOU IN "BABY MAMA." 36 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,811 >> GREAT. OKAY. 37 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:12,865 OFF TO THE RACES. 38 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,643 SO, LET'S KICK THINGS OFF BY 39 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,042 GOING STRAIGHT TO THE END. 40 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,983 SEASON FINALE SAW MISHKA RATTING 41 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,378 OUT THE MIRMINSKYS, BUSTING THE 42 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:19,850 WANG CHOS. 43 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,047 JON'S CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE THE 44 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:21,718 WHOLE TIME. 45 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:22,945 IT'S COMPELLING TELEVISION, TO 46 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:23,680 SAY THE LEAST. 47 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:24,954 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE 48 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,022 CLIP. 49 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,119 >> Jon: YOU GUYS GIVE UP MISHKA, 50 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,022 MAYBE THROW IN SOME DRUGS, I 51 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,033 GUARANTEE YOU A TRUCE WITH THE 52 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:32,685 CHOS. 53 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,533 >> THIS TRUCE WILL SPARE MY 54 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,698 LIFE, YOUR LIFE. 55 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:36,856 MISHKA MUST DIE. 56 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,534 >> YOU WANT TO TESTIFY AGAINST 57 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,702 THE MIRMINSKY FAMILY. 58 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,370 >> YES. 59 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,868 >> AND YOU'RE WILLING TO WEAR A 60 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:42,469 WIRE? 61 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,800 >> THE BRIEFCASE OF DRUGS. 62 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,144 I'VE MADE HAND OFF TO YOU. 63 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,369 [ SIRENS WAIL ] 64 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,544 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 65 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,581 >> JON, YOU'RE AT THE SCENE OF A 66 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:50,707 MAJOR DRUG BUST. 67 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,511 TAKE HIM. 68 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,912 >> Jon: NOT COOL, GREG! 69 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,723 >> MISHKA, TALK TO ME ABOUT 70 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:55,415 THIS. 71 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,916 >> WELL, THEY TRIED TO SET ME 72 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,589 UP, BUT I TURN TABLES ON THEM 73 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,690 AND I SET THEIR TABLE. 74 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,932 >> ALL RIGHT. WOW. 75 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,856 ANYONE WANT TO JUMP IN HERE? 76 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,701 >> YOU ARE A DEAD MAN NOW, 77 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:13,697 MISHKA. 78 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,041 >> OH, BOY. 79 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,436 OKAY, IS THAT -- IS THAT OVER? 80 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,539 [ CHUCKLES ] 81 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,410 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 82 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,738 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXCITING 83 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,412 CLIMAX TO THE SEASON. 84 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,041 >> OKAY, JAY. 85 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,084 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 86 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,178 >> Jon: SHUT UP, JAY. 87 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,720 ALSO, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 88 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,176 >> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A REUNION 89 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,194 SHOW WITH EVERYONE. 90 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,745 >> Jon: GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF 91 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,053 HERE, JAY. 92 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,932 >> JUST FOR THE RECORD, SUSAN 93 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,198 ASKED ME TO BE HERE. 94 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,926 >> Jon: OH, THANKS FOR THE 95 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:44,801 INFORMATION. 96 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,968 [BLEEP] OFF! 97 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,868 >> YOU'RE MEAN. 98 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,141 >> WELL, THAT'S, UH -- 99 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,769 >> Jon: ALL THE WAY, JAY! 100 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,084 OUT THE DOOR! 101 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,635 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 102 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,954 >> AN ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE TO HIM! 103 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,876 >> Jon: SHUT UP, MISHKA! 104 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,221 >> WELL, JON, NOW YOU'RE IN THE 105 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:03,947 SPOTLIGHT. 106 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,791 IT WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT TO 107 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,556 SAY THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A 108 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,955 LOT THESE PAST FEW SEASONS, 109 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:09,586 RIGHT? 110 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,990 >> Jon: UH, YEAH. 111 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,161 [ CHUCKLES ] 112 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:13,789 WHERE DO I BEGIN? 113 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,834 [ LAUGHS ] 114 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,128 >> WELL, WHY DON'T WE START WITH 115 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,159 THE BRUTAL MURDER OF YOUR 116 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:20,134 EX-WIFE, SUSAN? 117 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,973 TALK ABOUT THAT. 118 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,141 HER DEATH. 119 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,238 >> Jon: IT WAS VERY HARD. 120 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:30,781 SHE LEFT ME. WE GOT DIVORCED. 121 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,978 SHE BONED ALL MY BODYGUARDS, 122 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,480 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, IN THE END, 123 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,183 IT'S HARD TO COMPLAIN. 124 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,754 I GOT A FEW SYMPATHY BONES OUT 125 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,763 OF IT ON MY END. 126 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,985 ALSO GOT SOME SYMPATHY CRABS. 127 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,832 >> I LOVE SEAFOOD. 128 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,827 >> JON, TELL US HOW YOU FELT THE 129 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,830 MOMENT YOU LEARNED THAT SUSAN 130 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,832 WAS DEAD, HAD BEEN MURDERED. 131 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,774 >> Jon: IT'S NOT SOMETHING I 132 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,609 REALLY CARE TO TALK ABOUT. 133 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,665 >> WELL, LOOK. 134 00:03:58,672 --> 00:03:59,972 WE NEVER SAW IT ON CAMERA. 135 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,843 >> Jon: EXACTLY. 136 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,511 THERE IS A VERY GOOD REASON THAT 137 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,010 YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THAT CLIP, AND 138 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,511 THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS A VERY 139 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,853 PRIVATE MOMENT THAT I DO NOT 140 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:07,677 WISH TO SHARE. 141 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,981 THIS IS SOMETHING YOU AND I 142 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,522 TALKED ABOUT -- THAT WE WOULD 143 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,288 NOT SHOW THIS MOMENT. 144 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,286 >> THIS SHOW IS ABOUT YOUR LIFE. 145 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,158 THIS IS PART OF YOUR LIFE. 146 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,186 THEREFORE, IT'S GOING TO BE PART 147 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,131 OF THE SHOW. 148 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,286 SO, OTHER JOHN... 149 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,634 >> LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 150 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,868 >> JON! 151 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,237 >> Jon: NOT RIGHT NOW, T.B. 152 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,695 >> JON, IT'S IMPORTANT. 153 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,203 >> Jon: T.B., WHAT THE [BLEEP] 154 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,044 MAN? 155 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,739 >> IT'S SUSAN. 156 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,741 SHE'S BEEN SHOT. 157 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:38,753 SHE'S DEAD. 158 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:44,076 I'M SORRY, JON. 159 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,094 >> Jon: [ CRYING ] 160 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,986 OH, MY GOD. 161 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,189 SHE'S DEAD? 162 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,690 >> I'M SORRY. 163 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:56,562 >> Jon: [ Crying ] OH, MY GOD. 164 00:04:56,564 --> 00:05:02,074 OH, GOD! SUSAN! 165 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:08,109 NO! OH, MY GOD! 166 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,278 >> UTTER HUMAN DEGRADATION. 167 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:11,777 THAT'S REALLY DEPRESSING. 168 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,179 BUT, HEY, YOU BOUNCED BACK. 169 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,850 YOU'VE MOVED ON WITH YOUR LIFE 170 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:15,248 NICELY. 171 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,778 YOU'RE DATING THIS SEASON. 172 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,594 YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH TRISH, 173 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,046 AND, OF COURSE, YOU'RE IN A 174 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,763 RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LOVELY 175 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,215 EUN MI. 176 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,022 >> Jon: WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I 177 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,894 AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT FIRST 178 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:26,693 CONJUGAL VISIT. 179 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,234 [ CHUCKLES ] 180 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,797 >> AND EUN MI? 181 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,696 >> I DON'T REALLY GET TO SEE JON 182 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:31,898 AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE. 183 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,629 IT'S -- IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD. 184 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,244 I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY. 185 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:35,935 >> YEAH. 186 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,266 WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BUSY. 187 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,940 >> Jon: SPENDING ME MILLIONS. 188 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,769 >> WE ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FOOTAGE 189 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,284 OF JUST HOW BUSY YOU'VE BEEN. 190 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,605 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 191 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:44,951 >> Jon: ROLL THE SHOPPING 192 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,875 MONTAGE! 193 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,850 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 194 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,994 >> WOW. 195 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,259 I'M SURE IT TOOK YOU BY 196 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,127 SURPRISE, JON. 197 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,125 HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL? 198 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:03,297 >> Jon: LIKE A [BLEEP] ASSHOLE. 199 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,666 >> MMM-HMM. 200 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,796 >> JON, I'M SO SORRY. 201 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,141 >> I'M REALLY SORRY, TOO. 202 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,837 I MEAN, I FEEL RUDDY AWFUL. 203 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,640 BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 204 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,142 SHE'S HAPPIER NOW THAN SHE'S 205 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,853 EVER BEEN IN HER LIFE. 206 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,146 >> AWKWARD. 207 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,177 >> JON, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE 208 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:26,253 SENSE OF HORRIBLE BETRAYAL YOU 209 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,423 FEEL NOW. 210 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:30,961 UTTERLY ABANDONED. 211 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,128 I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, JON -- AS 212 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,826 OF THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE 213 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,658 COMPLETELY ALONE IN THE WORLD. 214 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,996 AND YOU'RE IN PRISON. 215 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,172 ANYWAY, YVGENY AND TRISH. 216 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,011 HEY, GUYS! 217 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:45,705 >> HI. 218 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:46,806 >> HOW ARE YOU? 219 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,437 >> GREAT. 220 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,681 >> YVGENY, YOUR BROTHER TOOK THE 221 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,337 FALL FOR YOU, ALLOWING YOU TO 222 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,984 STAY OUT OF JAIL, AND, I GOT TO 223 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,280 SAY, THAT WAS ONE OF THE MORE 224 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,851 POIGNANT MOMENTS OF THE ENTIRE 225 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:56,219 SEASON. 226 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,846 TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 227 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,791 >> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HONOR 228 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,957 THAT GESTURE BY LIVING A LIFE OF 229 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,055 FREEDOM TO THE FULLEST EXTENT -- 230 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,887 DOING THE SORT OF THINGS I 231 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,033 WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO IF I WAS 232 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,128 STUCK IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF 233 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,700 MY LIFE LIKE SERGEI. 234 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:12,869 >> WHAT -- WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 235 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,066 >> UH, LAST MONTH WE WENT TO 236 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,367 CABO, AND, I MEAN, WE, LIKE, 237 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,738 JUST GOT BACK FROM CANCUN. 238 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,037 LIKE, WE CAME FROM THE AIRPORT 239 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,138 HERE. 240 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,809 LIKE, I STILL HAVE SAND IN MY 241 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:21,208 SHOES. 242 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,908 BUT WE WERE THERE FOR LIKE TWO 243 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,480 WEEKS, AND, HONESTLY, I THINK I 244 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,978 LIKE CABO MORE, YOU KNOW? 245 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,309 >> YVGENY, I KNOW YOU HAVE 246 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,024 SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO SAY 247 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,016 TO YOUR BROTHER. 248 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,717 AND I THINK HERE ON THIS SHOW IS 249 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,420 THE APPROPRIATE FORUM. 250 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,721 >> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT I CAN 251 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,894 REPAY YOU, SERGEI, FOR WHAT YOU 252 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,862 DID FOR ME, BUT THE LEAST I 253 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,501 COULD DO TO SHOW YOU HOW 254 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:46,196 GRATEFUL I AM -- 255 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,199 KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE VODKA 256 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,912 BRAND VODKA IS RELEASING A 257 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,905 LIMITED-EDITION SERGEI BOTTLE. 258 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,838 IT COMES OUT TODAY, AND I 259 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,084 BROUGHT YOU ONE. 260 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,008 AND HERE YOU ARE, SMILING 261 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,253 BECAUSE I LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE. 262 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,249 >> IT'S A GREAT SMILE. 263 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,420 >> SO, YOU SEE, IT'S NOT ALL 264 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,417 DOOM AND GLOOM HERE ON 265 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,288 "DELOCATED!" 266 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,086 AND TO PROVE THE POINT, LOOK NO 267 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,888 FURTHER THAN GREG DIPIETRO, HEAD 268 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,260 OF THE FBI OFFICE HERE IN 269 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,458 NEW YORK CITY. 270 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,029 BUT, YOU KNOW, TO TALK TO SOME 271 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,427 PEOPLE ON THE SHOW, GREG, I BET 272 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,928 THEY'D TELL YOU A BETTER NAME 273 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:17,930 FOR IT WOULD BE THE 274 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:18,871 FLOSSING BUREAU OF 275 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:19,466 INVESTIGATION. 276 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,266 >> OH, GEEZ. 277 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,797 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT? 278 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:22,472 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 279 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:25,369 >> OH, NO. 280 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:29,042 [ SQUEAKING ] 281 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,246 [ SPROING! ] 282 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,248 [ SQUEAKING ] 283 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,420 [ EXPLOSION ] 284 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,548 [ SCREAMING ] 285 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,923 [ GUNSHOTS ] 286 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,063 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 287 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,964 >> WE GOT A BREAK OUT AT 288 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,962 LOCATION ALPHA-BRAVO. 289 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:51,834 AGENTS DOWN. 290 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,432 JON, SERGEI, AND QIQANG ARE ON 291 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,133 THE MOVE. 292 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,244 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 293 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,335 IT WAS SO EXCITING. 294 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,806 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 295 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:58,905 >> YEAH, I'M OKAY. 296 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,066 >> THEY SHOT JOHN HODGMAN! 297 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:04,584 JOHN! 298 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,448 HE'S DEAD! 299 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,146 OH, JOHN! 300 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,849 YOU WERE FANTASTIC ON 301 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:13,151 "THE DAILY SHOW" AND "BABY MAMA" 302 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,453 AND THE HBO SHOW 303 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,994 "BORED TO DEATH." 304 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,259 LET'S NOT FORGET, HE PLAYED THE 305 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,158 FATHER IN "CORALINE 3D"! 306 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,160 AND HE WAS A SMALL PART IN 307 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,032 "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"! 308 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,301 ONE EPISODE! 309 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,868 HE EVEN WAS IN "ARTHUR," THE 310 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:28,838 REMAKE! 311 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,996 WHY DID THEY REMAKE IT?! 312 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,174 >> [BLEEP] I'VE BEEN SHOT! 313 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,344 I WAS IN "BORED TO DEATH," ALSO. 314 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,013 >> WHERE ARE WE GOING? 315 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,351 WE GO TO LUNCH? 316 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,376 >> MISHKA! 317 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,880 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU 318 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,152 LOVE SWEEPING UP AROUND THE 319 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,520 RUSSIAN SOCIAL CLUB, SO WE MADE 320 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,517 A CLIP OF YOU SWEEPING TO THE 321 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,619 BEAT. 322 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,961 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 323 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,530 >> ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. 324 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,027 THE SHOW'S OVER, ALL RIGHT? 325 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,529 LET'S GET HIM TO THE GREEN ROOM. 326 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,630 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! 327 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,172 SHUT HER DOWN! 328 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,338 >> Jon: * OH, YEAH 329 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,335 * IT'S A PRISON BREAK 330 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,506 * COME ON, IT'S A PRISON BREAK 331 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,365 * OH, YEAH 332 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,543 * IT'S A PRISON BREAK 333 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,210 * COME ON, IT'S A PRISON BREAK 334 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,909 * IT'S A PRISON BREAK 335 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:16,251 [ IMITATES DRUM SOLO ] 336 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,889 GET THE CROWD LIKE, "OH, YEAH, 337 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,015 IT'S A PRISON BREAK. 338 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,419 COME ON, IT'S A PRISON BREAK." 339 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,490 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 340 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,558 I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. 341 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,985 SINCE I HAVE AN IN AT THE 342 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,431 NETWORK, MAYBE WE CAN PITCH THIS 343 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,385 AS A SHOW. 344 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,563 CALL IT LIKE "BREAK BUDS" OR 345 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,031 "BUDS ON THE RUN" OR SOMETHING. 346 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,031 >> QUIET! 347 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,174 >> WHERE ARE WE GOING? 348 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,039 >> SOMEWHERE SAFE. 349 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,068 WE CUT OFF SHACKLES AND CUFFS, 350 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,213 CLEAN UP, LAY LOW FOR A COUPLE 351 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:42,679 DAYS. 352 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,576 THEN, YOU AND I BOTH GO OUR 353 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,107 SEPARATE WAYS. 354 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,624 >> Jon: YOU MEAN WE ALL THREE GO 355 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,075 OUR SEPARATE WAYS, RIGHT? 356 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,353 I MEAN, WE'RE BREAK BUDS. 357 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,521 >> NO. 358 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,690 THIS WHY I BRING CAMERAS -- 359 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,260 TO FILM YOUR DEATH. 360 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,568 >> I DO STAND-UP COMEDY. 361 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,940 DO SOME ACTING, ALSO. 362 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,639 I'M ON THE SHOW "LOUIE." 363 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,640 DONE SOME WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL 364 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,642 SCENE-STEALING CAMEOS. 365 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,784 IS THAT LAVENDER OIL YOU'RE 366 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,149 WEARING? 367 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,576 >> ENOUGH OF THIS BULL[BLEEP]. 368 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,920 HE'S YOUR [BLEEP] BROTHER! 369 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,875 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 370 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,594 I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE 371 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,085 TIME -- WHERE DID THEY GO? 372 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,417 >> I DON'T KNOW. 373 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,421 WHY DON'T YOU TRY LOOKING AT THE 374 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,763 DENTAL-FLOSSING STORE? 375 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,589 [ LAUGHS ] 376 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,762 >> GOOD ONE, BABE. 377 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,461 >> ALL RIGHT, FUNNY BONES. 378 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,002 YOU WANT TO PLAY HARDBALL? 379 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:37,997 LET'S PLAY HARDBALL. 380 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,998 T.B. 381 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,071 >> I'LL CALL OUR LAWYER! 382 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,439 I JUST HAVE TO FINISH TEXTING 383 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,736 JILL ABOUT CANCUN. 384 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:58,487 >> WE ARE HERE. 385 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,815 WE WILL CUT WANG CHO FREE AND 386 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,690 LET HIM GO. 387 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,028 THEN, WE TURN OUR ATTENTION TO 388 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:05,985 JON. 389 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:14,171 BEGIN JON'S LAST DAY ON EARTH. 390 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,167 >> Jon: DO I GET A LAST MEAL? 391 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,810 'CAUSE IF I DO, I SAW A RIB 392 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,466 PLACE ON THE WAY HERE, AND IT 393 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,613 LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. 394 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:25,108 I WOULDN'T MIND RIBS. 395 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,652 YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THAT PLACE? 396 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,776 DO THEY HAVE PLATTERS? 397 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,051 MAYBE I CAN GET SOME POTATOES 398 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,619 AND, UH, STRING BEANS. 399 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,488 WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE. 400 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,486 >> QUITE A TURN OF EVENTS, I'D 401 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:35,888 SAY. 402 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,989 >> YES, IT IS. 403 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,830 >> GUESS THE WHOLE REUNION 404 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,986 SHOW'S COME OFF THE RAILS A BIT. 405 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,704 >> YES, BUT WE'RE PLUGGING ALONG 406 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,695 BEST THAT WE CAN. 407 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,126 >> I JUST HAD A LITTLE IDEA. 408 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,702 MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO, UH, 409 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,199 FILL A FEW OF THE HOLES IN THE 410 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,971 SHOW WITH A TAPE THAT I'VE MADE. 411 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:50,840 FOR JON. 412 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,538 WHILE HE'S BEEN IN PRISON. 413 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,509 IT'S LIKE A SORT OF A SELF-HELP 414 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:54,977 THING. 415 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,175 JON, LET'S JUST DO A MIRROR 416 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,847 EXERCISE TOGETHER. 417 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,176 FOLLOW MY HANDS. 418 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,880 THAT'S IT! 'ROUND! 419 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,682 [ MOANS ] 420 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,753 HMM? 421 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,191 >> WE'LL DROP IT IN IF WE'RE 422 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:06,886 DESPERATE. 423 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,557 OKAY? 424 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,560 >> I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK TO 425 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,560 MOTHER RUSSIA. 426 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,733 >> YOU WILL MISS YOUR BROTHER, 427 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,230 NO? 428 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,043 >> I WILL MISS YVGENY, YES. 429 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,906 ONE PERSON I WILL NOT MISS IS 430 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,206 TODD BARRY. 431 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,707 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 432 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,108 WE USED TO HAVE A COMEDIAN 433 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,740 HANGING OUT WITH US ALL THE 434 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,014 TIME, TOO. 435 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,523 >> [ SCATTING ] 436 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,018 WHOO! 437 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,219 [ SCATTING ] 438 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,060 * HEY! 439 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,555 [ GUNSHOT ] 440 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,574 >> YOUR DEATH WILL BE MUCH MORE 441 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,237 SLOW. 442 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,066 AND MUCH MORE PAINFUL. 443 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,624 >> Jon: ARE MY RIBS ALMOST HERE? 444 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,587 >> DRINK UP. 445 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,327 OH, YEAH? HERE YOU GO. 446 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,755 TAKE SOME MORE. 447 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,936 >> OH, HEY! 448 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,096 A VODKA PARTY. 449 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:30,943 I DRINK NEXT? 450 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,338 >> IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 451 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,109 WHERE SERGEI MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE 452 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,607 GONE, YOU HAD BETTER START 453 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,078 TALKING UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO 454 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,747 RECONSIDER YOUR PLEA DEAL. 455 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,681 >> MAYBE THERE'S PLACE THEY 456 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,853 COULD HAVE GONE. 457 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,821 BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK 458 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,319 ABOUT. 459 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,020 >> WHAT PLACE? 460 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:50,663 >> WELL... 461 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,117 >> NO, NO! 462 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,294 DON'T SAY ANYTHING, MISHKA! 463 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,632 AND I DON'T MEAN DON'T SAY 464 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,926 ANYTHING UNTIL YOU TALK TO YOUR 465 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,328 LAWYER. 466 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,958 I'M SAYING DON'T SAY ANYTHING 467 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,634 BECAUSE I'D RATHER SHOW A CLIP. 468 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,131 WE HAVE A SAYING IN TV -- SHOW, 469 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,703 DON'T TELL. 470 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,701 >> MISHKA. 471 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,372 DON'T FORGET TO LOCK UP WHEN 472 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,141 YOU'RE DONE HERE. 473 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:06,969 >> OKAY. 474 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,114 >> OH, AND I NEED YOU TO CLEAN 475 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,039 SAFE HOUSE. 476 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,153 YOU KNOW WHERE SAFE HOUSE IS? 477 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,975 >> NO. 478 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,021 >> I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU 479 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,776 ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S DIRTY. 480 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,694 AND WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TELL? 481 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,186 YOUR BROOM? 482 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,818 [ LAUGHS ] 483 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,662 >> [ LAUGHS ] 484 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,827 >> I'LL LEAVE DIRECTIONS 485 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,385 DOWNSTAIRS. 486 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,803 DON'T TELL SERGEI I TOLD YOU. 487 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,695 >> NO, NO. 488 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,856 I WILL LOCK DOOR AND THROW AWAY 489 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,004 KEY. 490 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,365 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 491 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,710 [ MOANS ] 492 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,863 [ PANTING ] 493 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,026 THREE BLOCKS DOWN. 494 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:58,925 MAKE RIGHT. 495 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,385 THIRD DOOR ON THE RIGHT. 496 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,403 >> GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 497 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,855 >> I WANT A SNIPER TEAM ON THIS. 498 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,704 YOU HAVE A GREEN LIGHT. 499 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,869 SHOOT TO KILL. 500 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:12,007 T.B., THAT INCLUDES JON. 501 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:21,253 >> [ SCREAMING ] 502 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,178 >> THIS NOW REUNION SHOW I WOULD 503 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,054 WATCH. 504 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,792 REUNION OF ALL DEAD PEOPLE IN 505 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,957 YOUR LIFE. 506 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:35,957 YOUR BROTHER. 507 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,462 YOUR FATHER. 508 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,074 [ GUNSHOT ] 509 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,426 YOUR MOTHER. 510 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,933 [ GUNSHOT ] 511 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,304 YOUR OLD BODYGUARD. 512 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,273 [ GUNSHOT ] 513 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,271 MIGHTY JOE JON, BLACK BLOND. 514 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,243 [ GUNSHOT ] 515 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,440 SETH FROM NETWORK. 516 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,311 [ GUNSHOT ] 517 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,939 YOUR FRIEND FROM WOODS. 518 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,813 [ GUNSHOT ] 519 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,751 YOUR CADDIE. 520 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,745 GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE ROD STEWART. 521 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,447 SCOTT WOLF. 522 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,278 PAUL RUDD. 523 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,293 AND YOUR EX-WIFE! 524 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,915 AND DON'T WORRY. 525 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,319 FIRST CHANCE I GET, I MAKE SURE 526 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,322 YOUR SON JOIN YOU, TOO! 527 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,094 >> Jon: YOU TOUCH HIM, I WILL 528 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:06,833 KILL YOU! 529 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,426 >> BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO MAKE 530 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,258 SOME TRIMS AROUND THE JON TREE. 531 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,904 STARTING WITH THIS BRANCH RIGHT 532 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:15,841 HERE. 533 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:20,005 THEN, THIS BRANCH. 534 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,106 AND THEN, THIS BRANCH. 535 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:26,150 AND THEN, THIS BRANCH. 536 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,916 AND FINALLY -- LOOK IN MY EYE, 537 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,445 JON. 538 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,819 LOOK AT ME! 539 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:38,157 FINALLY, THIS BRANCH RIGHT HERE. 540 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,488 I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS, 541 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,863 JON. 542 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:48,033 DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS? 543 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,804 >> Jon: YEAH. 544 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,142 WHY ARE MY RIBS TAKING SO LONG? 545 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,210 >> JON? 546 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,207 SERGEI? QIQANG? 547 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,979 WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 548 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,107 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, NO 549 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,183 ONE GETS HURT. 550 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,321 [ GUN COCKS ] 551 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,863 >> OH, HEY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 552 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,285 THAT MOVIE "THE TOWN"? 553 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,290 'CAUSE THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT 554 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,832 STANDOFF AT FENWAY, YOU KNOW? 555 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,026 I ONLY MENTION IT BECAUSE IT'S 556 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,227 JON'S FAVORITE FILM AND HE'S 557 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,459 ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON AND ON 558 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,504 ABOUT IT. 559 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,868 >> Jon: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN 560 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,366 "THE TOWN"? 561 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:20,897 >> NO. 562 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,870 >> Jon: "THE TOWN." 563 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,138 I GAVE YOU GUYS THE DVD TWO 564 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:23,836 MONTHS AGO. 565 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,366 ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 566 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,572 DAVID JUST WATCHED "THE TOWN." 567 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,543 >> I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 568 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,980 >> Jon: [ Boston accent ] YOUR 569 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:29,235 LOSS. 570 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,312 >> ARE YOU DOING A BOSTON 571 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:30,840 ACCENT? 572 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,983 >> Jon: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 573 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,848 >> ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH! 574 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,347 I REPEAT, COME OUT WITH YOUR 575 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,020 HANDS UP, NO ONE GETS HURT. 576 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,419 OTHERWISE, WE WILL SHOOT TO 577 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,092 KILL. 578 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:47,030 >> [ LAUGHS ] 579 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,526 HOW ELSE YOU SUPPOSED TO SHOOT? 580 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,859 TO TICKLE? 581 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,203 [ LAUGHS ] 582 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,500 SHOOT TO TICKLE! 583 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,202 [ LAUGHS ] 584 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,444 HEY, LOOK AT ME! 585 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,538 I'M GOING TO SHOOT TO TICKLE! 586 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,410 COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COOCHIE! 587 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,379 [ LAUGHS ] 588 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,206 >> SNIPERS ARE IN PLACE. 589 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,282 "A" AND "B" TEAMS READY TO GO. 590 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,620 [ GUNSHOT ] 591 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,015 OH, NO. 592 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,316 I'M GOING IN, CHIEF. 593 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,443 >> CLOSE DOWN THE BRIDGES AND 594 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,141 TUNNELS. 595 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,042 LOCK THE CITY DOWN. 596 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,903 >> JUST KEEP GOING. 597 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,609 * OH, YEAH 598 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,609 * IT'S A PRISON BREAK 599 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,951 * COME ON, IT'S A PRISON BREAK 600 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,247 [ LAUGHING ] 601 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,140 [ DOG BARKING ] 602 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,638 [ MOTOR WHIRRING ] 603 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,480 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 604 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,280 >> IS VERY STRANGE BEING HERE. 605 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,553 I FEEL A LITTLE BAD PUTTING MY 606 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,122 FRIENDS IN JAIL. 607 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,490 AND CHINESE GUYS. 608 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,318 AND JON. 609 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,363 >> HEY, BARRY. 610 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,387 GOOD MORNING. 611 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,331 >> HOW ARE YOU? 612 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,326 >> GOOD, THANKS. 613 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,557 >> NOW MY NAME IS BARRY. 614 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,501 I'M ALSO IN THE 615 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,055 WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. 616 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,533 I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.